DNC announces 2020 team

Disassociated Press
Feb 30, 2013


Nobody can accuse the Democrats of not being progressive.
They have still not decided whether Hillary Clinton or Janet 'the butch' Nepolitano will run for the 2016 big ticket.
That decision will be made at the traditional MMA beat down following the pre conference dog fights later this year.
Janet has promised not to strike Hilary with a drone, even though she is an American citizen.

But no worries the 2020 ticket is all settled!
An announcement made earlier this day by Dick Holder (no relation) that the nominees for the 2020 presidential ticket have been selected by the voting machines!

It seems the ticket will be a Piers Morgan and Jim Carrey one!
The leaders of the democratic caucus are thrilled.
Dianne Feinstien was quoted as bubbling: "[..]I mean their perfect! Neither were born here and both of them have the ability to talk total bullshit with a straight face! Speaking of faces: Just look at Jim's face? I mean who could possibly mock a guy like that?"

Eric Holder commented laughingly while visiting some friends at a local gun show in Chiapas, Mexico: "Far out, man. Jim's my man. Don't make me RICO your ass! Hey pass me the mirror, Pablo..."

President Obama chimed in with usual profundity to a cheering crowd about the release: "Uhhhh... well.. ummm. Yes WE CAN!"

When Piers Morgan was asked about the nomination he denied all involvement, blamed it on his employees and fled New York state - spurring hopes for the DNC he will run. After all, he always does.

Mr Carrey was simply quoted as saying 'AALLL RIGHTEY THEN!' before pretending to be a dog and sniffing Henry Kissinger's backside.

Taco-smology

 I was hungry when I first wrote this, as I am now...
And so you shall suffer a supper analogy!

 The Taco - according to....


Darwinism: The really is no such thing as a 'taco', but simply variations on a evolving theme of sandwich or flat bread foods. From the regions producing grains and corns came a need to eat more efficiently and faster than other workers and this flat bread meal was assembled by the mechanisms of various food group mutations, combined with the dietary selection of the workers - eliminating the less tasty and desirable taco models from the tortilla pool as the less tasty taco eaters perished without reproducing.
All this talk of restaurants, chefs, and reviews (and even 'Mexico'!!! LOL!!) is absolute childish fantasy. Tacos just happen.

Intelligent Design: Obviously the Taco is a designed and functional food stuff. It has within it a complexity and interdependency of parts (ie the cilantro and the onions in perfect harmony). There is a taco, the taco eater knows this. How the demand and food stuff available shaped the physical form is only half the equation.
What about the intelligence behind the taco?
ID is not creationism: We concede the taco has adapted and evolved - but to a plan, a purpose, a RECIPE! If people want to believe in Mexico, we say the data supports the case for a recipe and a chef... Could there be a Mexico? That is matter of personal faith.

Creationism: Thank you Lord God for allowing me to live in such an interesting time and place where there are tasty nutritious foods called tacos and diverse and interesting lands such as Mexico to explore.
Oh! And thanks for the  Cervezas  too. Here's to you Big Guy!